I think I used to have a voice

Now I never make a sound

I just do what I've been told

I really don't want them to come around, oh no

 Let us take a little break from serial killers. This after all is supposed to be political satire. I became friends with an elderly retired New York City Police Department Detective probably two years ago when I started studying police corruption on Long Island. Police corruption on Long Island means the police unions control the county. As in run the county. Their purpose in running the county is to make a boat load of money – hundreds of thousands of dollars per year – without doing their jobs; and raping or murdering people along the way.

It is my central thesis that this type of police control is only possible in a county filled with MAGA Republicans. Furthermore this police control is part of the reason Long Island is blessed with so many serial killers.

Recently I was positively emotionally shaken when I learned of the trials and tribulations of one Suffolk County Cop who is forced to drive his squad car into Commack, Suffolk County, New York each day. Commack is filled with doctors, accountants and lawyers. It is affluent. For this dangerous patrol this man only made $460,000.00 dollars last year amassing a retirement pension of $280,000.00 dollars per year to do nothing – which is what he is doing now.

I am moving to Costa Rica.

In any event this geriatric retired detective invited me to a meeting of Americans for Legal Reform over a year ago. My purposes in going was to hear Jay Salpeter talk. He is the retired NYPD detective that cleared Martin “Marty” Tankleff of the murders of his parents. Marty’s conviction is the most thorough flaking in history. “Flaking” means cops set you up – frame you – to take the fall for a crime you did not commit. The mastermind behind this was the partner of Marty’s father. He hired the killers and the cops. Total Suffolk County flake package from the murders to the flaking. See “The Bad Place Part III.”

Americans for Legal Reform is comprised of a bunch of really freaky far out there –“Jewish Space Lasers” – conspiracy theorist MAGA Republicans most of whom got a thorough hosing in the Family Court system. Some probably deserved it. Some probably not. Does not change the fact that they are “vaccines introduce Government chips into your body” bonkers.

By showing up at their function I got on their contact list.

A week ago I got a telephone call inviting me to the annual picnic at the President of the organization’s house. The house is a mile away from my house. His children went to the same schools as mine from elementary school to high school. This is the enchanting epicenter of the netherworld … the holy grail of all that is Italian and stupid … the rectum of the creation … Smithtown, Suffolk County, Long Island, New York.

Remember my last name means soup in Italian so I can discuss just how moronic most Italian Americans really are … not all … just most … let me think … I can’t come up with any smart ones right now. My father who was off the boat from Italy famously hated Italian Americans for being “ignoramuses.” He spoke big English and five other languages including fluent Latin.

Anyway so I decided to go under cover.

I will not divulge my sources here although I will name names.

The theme of the function seemed to be all about who was and who was not gay. But first some of what transpired.

District Attorney Ray “Red Wave” Tierney – famous for the Gilgo Beach prosecution – was there. Apparently he did not have a press conference that day to discuss the case.

Also present was a white middle-aged rapper who rapped about the horrible things that happened to him in Family Court. “The Judge took away my kids … aint seen them in a decade … it’s all a charade … [etc.].” He did this through a pretty big sound system so you can imagine how truly repulsive, wretched, ghastly and upsetting that was. He did absolutely nothing to dispel the myth that white people got no soul.

When the rapper quit some other upper middle aged white guy sang Karaoke under a tent. He did not nail one note. Constantly flat and hoarse but he sang country type songs so it did not matter … except to me because I hate country music.

One man named Alex came up to me stating that he was from Bellport. That is great Alex. He further assured me that my short conversation with him would change my life. It would be short indeed. You see he was running for office and offered me a job as his free attorney. Insanity and this man were close friends. Not because of what he said. But his eyes. His whole essence. 

He asked me if I had “balls.” Bang! Right away a reference to male genitalia at this Bruce Jenner inspired event. Was he flirting with me.

I did not like it so I said the macho thing: “I am not afraid to kill or die.”

Right now I need good paying law gigs if I am to escape this country to retire in Costa Rica – not free ones. So I respectfully declined Alex’s offer.

Another man came up to me and handed me literature: “Open Invitation to Join Healing World Network!” They are a “network of sovereign individuals building a community to support common law education, group economics, peaceful living and personal and financial freedom.”   Their main beliefs are non-payment of taxes, decentralized banking, massages and cryptocurrency. 

This man asked me, “who is your sovereign?” I never really thought about it so I just said, “I am not buying bitcoin or crypto or any of that shit.” I started really blowing my cover.

The man informed me that he is no longer a citizen of the United States. Further he is his “own independent sovereign.” I suppose he has his own Navy too. Anyway he said that he “is not required to pay taxes.” He, in fact, has “not filed tax returns in a decade.” I told him, “you are going to jail … you know that … don’t you.” Then I looked at him – he was unfazed with glazed eyes – and I knew at once that he did not “know that.” His wife seemed crestfallen though.

My friend – the MAGA octogenarian retired detective – told me that City cops tried to get out of paying taxes by declaring themselves to be churches. It did not work out too well for them.   Whoever called cops “stupid” – my father – is probably not too far off.

T-Shirts stating that the wearer would be voting for a convicted felon in November abounded. The shirts did not say “Trump.” They said, “convicted felon.”

Great job District Attorney Tierney in the crazy company you keep you idiot.

Then I ran into my worst enemy. A local politician yada … yada … yada. I always swore that I would beat him to a pulp the next time I saw him but we made amends in about two seconds. It was hot out. We’re both old. Bygones be bygones. We may still come to blows by the by during the impending Civil War. We may come to worse. Just not today.

He took off his hat and admitted to baldness. I admitted to my colonoscopy and worse. And the friendship deepened

He proceeded to tell me – and this is all impeccably sourced believe me … because … well believe me because I cannot say. Anyway he proceeded to tell me that our favorite Boogey Man – disgraced former Police Chief James Burke ... As in the James Burke that killed the Gilgo Beach serial killer murder investigation. As in the James Burke that solicited male undercover park rangers some six months ago or so – as in the Burke who in a fit of confusion whipped out his dick and then offered to blow said undercover rangers … well I got some information on him.

But first I have to ask you this … Burke my friend … well not really … but Burke I gotta ask yah … Why are you pulling your dick out if you are going to use your mouth and throat to give the rangers blow jobs? Well an expert at gay sex illuminated me on the conundrum. I am talking about a gay man that goes to my gym in Smithtown. He told me that when he blows men he whacks off at the same time. This is the same man who once lisped: “Obama divided us horribly.” Yeah and how do they separate you from the boys you freak – with a frigging crow bar.

Anyway I did not know that – about whacking while you blow.

Okay confusion cleared up.

So Burke’s drug dealing, hooker, girlfriend Lowrita – she recently died so RIP and all that kind of stuff – Lowrita told a famous local reporter in a jail house interview the following. And I will cut to the chase. She got a little disturbed by Burke having her wear a strap on … that is a fake penis attached to a belt … which you quite literally strap on around the waist … so said fake penis is positioned where a real penis would be.

I did not know that and I always thought that so called Progressives were the deviants.

So Burke would have his felonious girlfriend wear this strap on … and she would jam Burke – as in fuck Burke – up the ass with it. Like deep … so deep it caused Burke to have bowel movements. This became a common occurrence. Back the Blue. It was getting Lowrita down. Girl it’s not you … it’s his kink baby. Too late because she is dead.

Then the unthinkable happened. Burke had Lowrita do a stranger – a man – at a “pickle factory.” That’s a rest area along the highway where gay people meet up and Bang! – See Bang Part I. As the stranger was about to blow his load inside Lowrita none other than Chief James “Freaky Queer” Burke stepped in and … well you guessed it. Burke took one for the team by taking said load into his mouth. He swallowed for all of you who use that as a test of a sexual partner’s loyalty. I never got into oral sex – no physicality. 

Now Lowrita was beside herself. Burke had gone too far. She had to vent.

This information was relayed to a Detective John Oliva by the reporter. At the time Oliva was the subject of a wiretap by Burke, the Suffolk County Police Department and District Attorney Thomas Spota – who was just released from prison this week. They were up on a wiretap on Oliva because they wanted to see what information Oliva might be giving the federal authorities about all of their crimes.

Oliva called his boss Detective Sargeant Doyle. He told Doyle about Burke’s hooker girlfriend becoming upset because she had to bang Burke in the ass with a strap on. Doyle’s response … I cannot say it was shocking because of where we are … but Doyle said: “Burke is like that because Spota has been banging him up the ass since Burke was 14.”

The next day the Suffolk County Police arrested Oliva on the orders of District Attorney Thomas Spota.

Taxpayers have since paid Oliva a boatload of money over and above his huge Suffolk County Police Department pension for being the subject of an illegal wiretap and falsely arrested … yada … yada … Hooah!

In December 2023 Detective Sargeant Doyle sued the County, Spota, Burke, etc. for being picked up on the illegal wiretap – a class action lawsuit for everyone that Oliva talked to while the wiretap was active. It is being handled by Bruce “Narcolepsy” Barkett and is yet more money that I … the taxpayer … will have to pay to Suffolk County Cops – and that abundantly lucky miscreant lawyer – because of Suffolk County Cops.

So Chaminade Catholic School high school grad Thomas Spota had to be banging fourteen year old Burke in the ass right around the same time that Burke testified that the boys that were falsely convicted by cops of killing 13 year old Johnny Pius – Pius is the boy with all the rocks shoved down his throat found in a Smithtown school yard … well Spota was banging Burke when Burke and his buddies testified that the falsely convicted boys told them that they killed Pius. Spota also prosecuted those boys using a confession obtained through yet another Suffolk County Police beating of a kid. See The Bad Place Part II. The boys never said any of that and they did not kill Pius. I know who killed Pius but it no longer matters because that was 1979.

Priests at Chaminade probably banged Spota up the ass too. And so the vicious cycle of man on man homo fag Conservative ass banging was perpetuated. 

Moving right along I confirmed that there was no snuff film in Burke’s duffel bag that white trash Trumper Chris Loeb stole. But I did that already. Loeb recently had the honor of breaking his 89 year old grandmother’s femur – that’s the thigh bone – while trying to rob her in her Smithtown home. The Discovery Channel made him a superstar in the Long Island Serial Killer documentary.

Hooah! 

Chris Loeb lied to capitalize on the Long Island Serial Case – Gilgo – just like everyone else including District Attorney Ray “Red Wave” Tierney, Asa Heuermann, Victoria Heuermann and the weird looking Long Island Serial Killer’s son. Then there is Attorney Michael Brown; Attorney Robert Macedonio and my favorite attorney Ves Mitev – the attorney for the “young children” in their late 20s and early 30s in an alleged divorce case where there is no issue of child support or custody. Then there is Peacock and Discovery. Who else is profiting off of the killings.

Oh there is strange victim advocate named Raul Montero who made a name for himself on Facebook, YouTube and is now quoted in the press. As it turns our Raul is addicted to pedophilic porn. He worships a man that portrays himself to be a top flight talent agent so that he can hook up with budding models. He then films himself having sex with these poor stupid girls. All while he gives them his genital Herpes – which he proudly tells them. 

What a country.

Of course you have a cavalcade of YouTube true crime fighters going nuts with the Long Island Serial Killer too. And all of the intrepid web sleuths. 

I will put out T-Shirts. I promise. And coffee mugs too. Bumper stickers. Oh yeah.

Hooah!

The only person not profiting is press conference king John Ray who shamed local officials into solving the case. He has spent tens of thousands of dollars and thousands of hours in time investigating and litigating this case. It’s not worth it.

Moving right along a former prominent elected official who went crazy – he now hosts a far right radio talk show – adamantly denied being gay. This alleged gayness cost him dearly in Suffolk politics. But he adamantly denied it although the threat of disclosure caused him to give up his run for Governor. No one accused him at the event. He nevertheless felt compelled to deny being gay. “Okay. I don’t care,” I said. “But I am not gay,” he lamented. “I don’t care,” I repeated. And on and on it went. Back and forth until I got uncomfortable.

I thought the subject to be odd here so deep into the 21^st Century – but these were MAGA people and gay, transexuals, Mexicans, transexual Mexicans, etc ... Well that’s big for them. Even though many of them are flaming faggots themselves – like that incorrigible fag Bruce Jenner.

Meanwhile a father aggrieved by the Family Court system insisted that his children turned gay because of it. He just volunteered it. I denied it for them even though I never met them because I had enough. “You never met my children … have you … believe me … the Family Court System made them gay.” Time to go.

So it was all about the Homos.

The woman in the picture at the beginning of this chapter masterminded homo freak George Santos’ lie filled rise to power. She did not show. She’s usually a regular. And the only reason I came was to try to talk to her. She’s the go to political consultant for MAGA candidates on Long Island. She allegedly bangs many of them too. But that would be straight sex and that was not on the table this warm summer day. 

Her radio show – “Patriot Radio” – extolls such virtues as “Covid did not exist and kill over a million people.” “Vaccines make your dick shrink.” “Jewish Space Lasers set the forest fires – not climate change.” “The election was stolen.” “Rudy Guliani is not crazy,” and so it goes and so on and so forth. District Attorney Ray Tierney’s Second in Command Chief Assistant District Attorney Allen Bode is a regular guest on “Patriot Radio” where he talks in intimate detail about the Long Island Serial Killer case. He might be banging her. I don’t know. If he is – God Bless him because at least there is some straight sex in MAGA land.  All while Tierney maintains that his office will speak only through their indictments.

We’re going to visit these folks again.

And I have to say that because of the incompetence – the idiocy – of the Democratic Party – well God Speed America and you’re all going to hell Americans too. 

Listen …       

Fuck you too … from me … Americans.