BANG! (Part I – An Homage to the LISK Cottage Industry)

Donald Trump To A Cheering Suffolk County Crowd: “I Vow to Pardon LISK if Elected President”

Summer of Luv (Portugal the Man)

An Honest to God Apology

If I have exhibited ever so slightly a negative bias toward those Americans of Italian descent in the preceding installments you must know this … My last name is “Zuppa.” It is Italian for “soup.”  I am permitted by blood to disparage Italians. But I will not. 

The slight bias exhibited toward Italians, if even exhibited, ends here.

These words are especially poignant today. For today is Columbus Day. A day on which Italian Americans celebrate their hero: Christopher Columbus. Columbus is credited with discovering America in 1492 even though millions of people were already living full and interesting lives here. Christopher had this to say about those people as written in his journal: 

With fifty men we could subjugate them all and make them do whatever we want. Here there are so many of these slaves … They have no arms, and are without warlike instincts; they all go naked, and are so timid that a thousand would not stand before three of our men.

To give thanks to God for the good fortune of arriving in India – it was not India you olive oil moron – Columbus crucified 12 of these “timid” natives. One for each Apostle. Columbus also took one of the female natives – a young pretty girl – and gave her to a sailor. Here are the sailor’s own words: 

While I was in the boat, I captured a very beautiful woman, whom the Lord Admiral Columbus gave to me. When I had taken her to my cabin she was naked — as was their custom. I was filled with a desire to take my pleasure with her and attempted to satisfy my desire. She was unwilling, and so treated me with her nails that I wished I had never begun. I then took a piece of rope and whipped her soundly, and she let forth such incredible screams that you would not have believed your ears. Eventually we came to such terms, I assure you, that you would have thought she had been brought up in a school for whores.

From there with Columbus in charge of the Spaniards there followed: complete enslavement; wholesale rape; mass murder; corpulent torture. About 50,000 indigenous natives committed mass suicide rather than comply with the Spanish:

The Indians destroyed their stores of bread so that neither they nor the invaders would be able to eat it. They plunged off cliffs, they poisoned themselves with roots, and they starved themselves to death. Oppressed by the impossible requirement to deliver tributes of gold, the Indians were no longer able to tend their fields, or care for their sick, children, and elderly. They had given up and committed mass suicide to avoid being killed or captured by Christians, and to avoid sharing their land with them, their fields, groves, beaches, forests, and women: the future of their people.

Sounds like Gaza.

Fifty-six years after Columbus's first voyage, only 500 out of 300,000 Indigenous people remained on Hispaniola. There were about 300,000 in Hispaniola in 1492. Between 1494 and 1496, 100,000 died, half due to mass suicide. In 1508, the population was down to 60,000. By 1548, it was estimated to be only 500. Some natives fled to the mountains to avoid the Spanish troops, only to have dogs set upon them by Columbus's men. Here is what Columbus himself had to say of the people he and the Spaniards had slaughtered:

Of anything they have, if you ask them for it, they never say no; rather they invite the person to share it, and show as much love as if they were giving their hearts

Those friendly genocidal Spaniards destroyed the nicest people on earth in a true Garden of Eden. And when they weren’t committing mass genocide upon Indigenous people they were killing fellow Spaniards and Europeans in the inquisition; than killing each other in: (i) the Spanish Civil War; (ii) followed by their right wing Juanta mass murders from Mexico to the tip of South America; and (iii) drug cartel murders. All born out of a frustrated bullying rage because the British sank the Spanish Armada. But they were not the worst Europeans.

In the early 1900s Italian Americans who worked on the docks had nothing to show for their existence except spaghetti and idiocy. So they began spreading false rumors about a great man named Columbus. They spread the myth that he discovered America. A group of so called “Italian-American elites” – probably the Mafia – took up the cause of Columbus Day, arguing that the contributions of Italian immigrants helped make America the nation it was. In 1934, President Franklin D. Roosevelt designated Columbus Day a national holiday. And so the Dago WOPs had their grease-fest holiday in honor of a depraved sadistic pervert. This was the first sign that Donald Trump and MAGA would someday be possible.

This “be nice to Italians” thing is difficult. But I will persevere.

To the extent that I made fun of former Drag Queen and ultra corrupt Nassau County Congressman George Santos I must remind the reader that my child is part Hispanic. Nevertheless wherein I called George Santos: “George ‘She-Man’ ‘Fem-Boy’ ‘Faggot-Queer’ ‘Esteban’ Santos” – in order to give him the dignity of a long Hispanic name – I will apologetically amend that. I now dub him: George “Esteban” “Fernando Llamas” “Marco Rubio” “Ted Cruz” “Augusto Pinochet Ugarte” “Francisco Franco” “Faggot-Queer” Santos.

In the off chance that I have said something violent in these writings it is not my fault. I am a victim of choleric genetics.

The violent musings, if exhibited, end now.

The apology is over.

Ladies and Gentlemen I now proudly present to you … without commercial interruption … BANG! (Part I – An Homage to the LISK Cottage Industry)

Smithtown, New York

October 9, 2023

This is the last chapter of what will be the book so I can mention Donald Trump and curse.



On Thursday, July 13, 2023, they arrested a percentage of the Long Island Serial Killer – efficiently known as LISK. His name is Rex Heuermann. He is a 59 year old architect. He lived in Massapequa. Right on the border of Nassau and Suffolk – the parallel of depravity: 105 1^st Avenue, Massapequa Park, New York 11762 to be exact – in case you want to go there and gawk like many did. Don’t let the word “Park” fool you. It’s Massapequa – near a very ordinary park. Rex Heuermann now lives in a Suffolk County jail where I hope he is ass raped and killed. 

I went to LISK’s house as part of documentary film being shot by some film students. We went at midnight. There were dozens of law enforcement officers. As many law enforcement vehicles. And three huge command trailers each bigger than my house with loud generators. The streets were blocked with yellow tape, orange cones and barrels; and empty police vehicles. We had to walk over the tape, through the cones and barrels and around the vehicles for three blocks to get to LISK’s house. Even then they still kept us one house away. The Suffolk County Police; the State Police and the FBI were in the process of ripping LISK’s house apart. Ripping out the walls; tearing up the floor; and wrenching down the ceiling. They sawed poor LISK’s bathtub in half. There were even tractors digging up his yard. 

Little giggling girls from a sleep over party were there too. Defiant. Lighting the way with their cell phones. They wanted to be spooked by an urban legend during the summer the earth burned. They were so cute. Sweet little angels sent by LISK’s victims to get the last laugh. 

It all lasted nearly two weeks.

They found his kill room downstairs. A huge walk in vault with three feet of concrete for walls and the ceiling; and a thick metal door. Listen: 

Rex “LISK” Heuermann kept close to 300 weapons in there. Rifles. AR-15s. Shotguns. You name it. The Suffolk County Police Department seized these weapons. Only fifty of them were illegally owned. Not so bad – right. What’s fifty unregistered handguns and banned assault weapons with illegal high capacity magazines between friends. Cops arrested him in the City to avoid a hellacious firefight if they tried to arrest him at home. 

The guns are worth some $300,000.00 dollars. Rex “LISK” Heuermann’s gruesome wife – Melania Trump … I mean Asa Ellerup – is fighting to get them back. Her drug dealing, convicted felon, smarmy lawyer Robert Macedonio (Italiano) just today revealed that Rex is a gun enthusiast. “That’s why the gun ownership was perfectly normal.” Now “they belong to Asa Ellerup as part of the marital estate,” argued Macedonio. Heuerman after all “was a member of the National Rifle Association (“NRA”).” Rex even “regularly attended NRA meetings and conventions [and such],” Macedonio crowed.

To top it all off I have the finale to my book Trump Land USA: The Cop Land.  As stated LISK turned out to be a registered Republican architect who did work for the Trump Organization. And a gun nut member of the NRA. The only let down is that LISK is not Italian. (You can’t have everything) But he’s German – remember the Nazi camp in Yaphank, Suffolk County. (Chapter 1) 

Thank you LISK. What an ending. What a way to make my point. The Long Island Serial Killer who bragged in an interview – before he was caught – that he was “born and bred on Long Island” is MAGA: it is absolutely no coincidence that Long Island – where Donald Trump is so revered – is the land that spawned so many serial killers. (See Chapter 1 yet again). This is exemplified by Rex Heuermann – registered Republican, Trump’s architect and gun nut. Long Island MAGAs are not just white trash anymore. 

Just like Trump Heuermann cheats his employees out of wages. He is being sued by New York State’s Labor Department for failing to pay outstanding damages for violating labor laws. Heuermann and his architecture firm owe $68,560.84, according to the lawsuit. Heuermann underpaid an executive assistant in 2017 and 2018. He agreed to settle for $84,945.84 in 2021. Heuermann made exactly one payment of $16,385.00 and then stopped. Good luck collecting.

Meanwhile Heuermann’s mentor Donald Trump once bragged that the Taj Mahal – which he claimed had a price tag of $1.2 billion – was the “eighth wonder of the world.” It was ornamented with crystal chandeliers from Austria, hand-sewn carpets from Britain, Carrara marble from Italy and 70 onion domes that towered over Atlantic City’s boardwalk. 

Trump didn't brag about financing the Taj with junk bonds. Trump also failed to tell the scores of contractors who worked on the desperately lavish casino that he could not pay them. As of the early 90s Trump owed $70 million to 253 contractors who worked on the Taj and who, in turn, hired thousands of workers. He delayed and delayed payments forcing many of the small contractors to take loans. By 1991, when the Taj collapsed into bankruptcy, Trump offered those contractors only 33 cents in cash for each dollar he owed. He promised another 50 cents on the dollar later.  Most contractors got nothing. And that is how the U.S. Bankruptcy laws protect the rich, the fat, the comb overs, the orange, the inept and corrupt. In an interview with the New York Times Steven P. Perskie, who was New Jersey’s top casino regulator in the early 1990s, said “When he [Trump] left Atlantic City, it wasn’t, ‘Sorry to see you go.’ It was, ‘How fast can you get the hell out of here?’” BANG!

In 2016 there were at least 60 lawsuits, along with hundreds of liens, judgments, and other government filings documenting people who have accused Trump and his businesses of failing to pay them for their work: a dishwasher in Florida; a glass company in New Jersey; a carpet company; a plumber; painters; forty-eight waiters; dozens of bartenders and other hourly workers at his resorts and clubs, coast to coast. Real estate brokers who sold his properties. And several law firms that once represented him in these suits and others. Now he gets his political donors to pay his legal fees – many from Long Island. Hail to the Chief. Bang!

Trump’s companies have also been cited for 24 violations of the Fair Labor Standards Act since 2005 for failing to pay overtime or minimum wage, according to U.S. Department of Labor. 

Just like Trump Rex “LISK” Heuerman does not believe in paying taxes, brings frivolous lawsuits and mooches off his parents. Nassau County records show Heuermann was subject to six tax liens filed by the IRS in Nassau County between 2010 and 2021. According to the liens, Heuermann owed a total of more than $425,000 for taxes he had failed to pay going back to 2005.

But there is more. According to the New York State Department of Taxation and Finance, Heuermann and his hideous wife, Melania Trump … I mean Asa Ellerup, also currently owe a total of more than $81,500 in personal income tax to the state, with the tax bills having accrued since November 2020.  

If you want to help LISK’s wife out financially Mrs. LISK has a Go Fund Me Page. Here it is: https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-asa-ellerup-start-a-new-life, Here is what is says:

Today, Asa has broken her silence on the front porch of the home that may or may not have been a crime scene, saying she "would find it helpful for a Go Fund Me" to help her.

Hi, I am Melissa Moore. People may know me as the daughter of the serial killer known as the 'Happy Face' killer captured in 1995. [Big Hooah! for that one] My mother and my family were and are victims. [They were not killed though] We did not know about his double life.

I have waited to create this Go Fund Me, as I didn't want to offer support if she would not want it. I needed Asa's consent.

Today, I have an opportunity to use my voice to help Asa, who isn't in a place to speak about the terror and horror she and her family are experiencing at this moment. [Not true … she’s still at the kill house]

While people may assume Asa has the funds to start a new life, the assumption is just that. We don't know the financial and verbal abuse she may have suffered.

In solidarity, I kindly ask that you share this link on social media, make a comment of support, or share whatever amount you are comfortable with.

EDIT 8/11/23 The funds will go directly to Asa, as she now has her solo bank account.

For clarification, the funds are to support Asa and she can direct on what is her highest priority: basic needs for herself and adult children, to restore the [kill] home to whole (as evidence collection damaged or destroyed many critical household items), and any other need she may have that is not listed.

Your comments of support will be shared with Asa.

So fucking touching … isn’t it. And it’s working. So far Melania … I mean Asa … has earned $56,011.00 dollars toward the goal of $100,000.00 dollars. I have to work hard for a good portion of a year to take $100,000.00 home. I asked my wife to become a serial killer so I could start a Go Fund Me Page too. Here is what the donation info says:

Donations (1453) Be a top donor for Asa Ellerup with $185 or more.

Here’s some of the top donors. See if you can recognize any of these nice folks:

• Jayson Blair $2,000 
• Ramon Candelaria $300 
• Jennifer Janssen $300 
• Debora L Gargano (Italiano) $275 
• susan Kirchner $250 
• Thordur Magnusson $250 
• Elaine Maynard $250 
• Elizabeth Jane Porter-Gaskins $250 
• Andrea Acosta (Italiano) $200 
• Terence Flannery $200 
• Kelly Hagerman $200 
• Anne Paul $200 
• ana Ibarra (Italiano ?) $150 
• Kim Cook $101 
• Elizabeth Omalley $100 
• Marilyn A Aiken $100 
• Rebecca Parra (Italiano) $100 
• Jennie Martel $100 
• Jacquelynn Lopez $100

And so on. I bet this stupid trash contributed to Donald Trump’s legal defense fund too. BANG!

Back to LISK: Between 2014 and 2022, Heuermann in Trump like fashion filed four frivolous lawsuits in New York courts against drivers who he said hit him, causing him "serious and permanent personal injuries." Three of the cases were settled or discontinued. The most recent one is ongoing – it aint going anywhere. In a deposition Heuermann testified that he still lived in his childhood home in Massapequa with his wife, daughter and stepson. When asked if he played sports, he said, "Really only thing I competed in was competition rifle."

Heuermann’s horrific legal team is even paid for by the County of Suffolk – me the taxpayer – because he’s too poor to afford a lawyer he claims. I say, sell his fucking guns to some elementary school shooters in Texas to pay his twisted lawyers. 

Another Trumpian attribute is fraud in his business. In September 2007, a couple of months after he murdered Maureen Brainard Barnes, an apartment building in Harlem that Heuermann renovated was declared unsafe by fire officials. Twenty Four families were ordered to evacuate. The New York City Buildings Department commissioner said the agency was investigating whether Heuermann falsely identified the building as vacant.

Meanwhile back in December of 2022 a jury in Manhattan found Donald Trump's company guilty of a long-running criminal tax fraud scheme that lasted into his presidency. The jury found two entities controlled by Trump guilty on 17 counts of criminal tax fraud and falsifying business records. But that is nothing compared to Trump’s more serious legal woes: Insurrection; election tampering; stealing and refusing to give back top secret classified documents including secrets about America’s nuclear arsenal – which he was looking to sell. He inflated his net worth by 3.6 billion dollars each year from 2011 to 2021 to fraudulently received hundreds of millions of dollars in loans. In fact if not for the bankruptcy laws Trump would be homeless despite receiving well over 300 million dollars from his parents – much of it through the purchase of gambling chips at his failed Atlantic City casinos by his Nazi father “Herr” Fred Trump. 

Trump and Heuerman (LISK) also share the common attribute of being sexual predators. Of course a jury found Trump liable for the sexual abuse of a writer. And Trump famously bragged that because of his wealth and fame he could just grab women by the “pussy” – we all heard that tape. He even banged a porn “actress” while married to the lizard woman Melania. He paid that poor woman money to silence her. That did not end well. Trump called Stormy Daniels “horse-face” and she called him “tiny.” BANG! God knows how much he paid his lizard Asa … I mean Melania

Trump used to walk in on teen pageant contestants – 15 year olds – while they were in their dressing room naked. Trump bragged about this practice during a 2005 interview on The Howard Stern Show (not Italian but still an Idiot) According to Trump he could "get away with things like that" because “I owned the beauty pageants.” 

Trump has been accused of rape, sexual assault and sexual harassment. This includes non-consensual kissing or groping – the full spectrum – by dozens of women since the 1970s.  Trump’s former wife Ivana made a claim of rape during their 1990 divorce but later recanted that claim (Trump gave her a lot of money) A businesswoman named Jill Harth sued Trump in 1997 alleging breach of contract and sexual harassment. Harth agreed to drop her sexual harassment claim as part of a settlement. In 2017, former Apprentice contestant Summer Zervos filed a defamation lawsuit after Trump accused her of lying about sexual misconduct allegations against him.   

The book All the President's Women: Donald Trump and the Making of a Predator by Barry Levine and Monique El-Faizy published in 2019 contains 43 additional allegations of sexual misconduct against Trump.   I hope one of these women shoots him dead – on Fifth Avenue. 

In October 2016, Trump publicly vowed to sue all the women who have made allegations of sexual misconduct against him, as well as The New York Times for publishing allegations. He has not followed through with one single lawsuit. Truth is an absolute defense in a defamation action.

Perhaps each and every one of his sons: Barron; Eric and Donald are idiots, and his daughter is a whore, as divine punishment. BANG!

Below is the number for the National Sexual Assault Hotline in case you run into Trump. 

BANG!

Why the bitter tone you may ask … I didn’t find LISK. Not this one at least. Let me offer historical precedent as to what it’s like on Long Island now:

This morning's paper says our neighbor's in a cocaine bust

Lots more to read about Lolita and suburban lust

 Now we're gonna get the whole story

 Now we're gonna be in prime time

 Everybody's all excited about it

(No Man’s Land – Billy Joel; that song again)

The “cocaine bust” could have been my brother in law who lived in Smithtown, Suffolk County, Long Island. “Lolita” is Massapequa Long Island’s own Amy Fischer who made a hoard of white trash with Long Island accents famous. They emptied the low life store for that one.

Amy – The “Long Island Lolita” – was a 15 year girl that gunned down Mary Jo Buttafuoco outside the front door of Mary Jo’s house at 1 Adam Road, Massapequa New York – right on the stoop. Massapequa is where LISK resided his whole life including when he got arrested. He killed the Gilgo Four victims in his Massapequa home – on the parallel of depravity.

Mega Bang! … is the theme.

Mary Jo married an auto repair shop owner appropriately named Joey Buttafuoco (Fuhgeddaboudit) (Italiano) (The name just sounds stupid Italian) Joey banged the holy hell out of 15 year old Amy. Then out of the blue balls Buttafucko informed Amy that he had to break it off. He blamed the break up on his wife Mary Jo. Bang went the .25 caliber hand-gun right into Mary Jo’s neck. Amy was aiming for Mary Jo’s face, but the bullet to the neck paralyzed her face anyway. And when Mary Jo talked the top part of her mouth went one way and the bottom part went the other. The sick blow job jokes proliferated on White Trash Long Island. 

Fifteen year old Amy found herself in a world of hurt – prosecuted for attempted murder, assault and weapons charges. Amy got a hack Suffolk County lawyer named Eric Naiburg to represent her. Naiburg also Banged Amy and then dumped her when Amy went to prison. He claimed post Bang that he was too old for her. It was all so meshuggeneh

Joey had to get a lawyer too because he got into trouble for banging underaged Amy. It’s called rape and sodomy because Joey just stuck it everywhere it could go into Amy. Joey Buttafuoco hired a worse than hack lawyer named Dominic Barbara (Fuhgeddaboudit) (Italiano). (It just sounds so stupid Italian)

They all became famous. They made appearances on tabloid television shows and Saturday Night live. Barbara became a regular on stupid Howard Stern. There were movies. Newspapers were all over it. Television news. Everyone had multiple press conferences. Being dumb and Italian became immensely popularized with a little Jew sprinkled in. 

Buttafuoco went to prison for four months. He’s been in and out of jail ever since for such things as soliciting prostitutes – Bang! – and insurance fraud. A real Long Island success story.

Buttafuoco’s winner lawyer Dominic Barbara also ended up being arrested numerous times for such things as choking a woman; harassing his ex-wife and shoplifting

Barbara also represented Jessica Hahn, a church secretary from – YES – Massapequa Long Island … right there on the Nassau-Suffolk border (the parallel of depravity). Hahn had sex with televangelist Jim Bakker and another preacher. Hahn claimed she just voluntarily ended up in a hotel room with the two men where she was drugged and raped – the two preachers banged the hell out of her unconscious body. Bakker claimed it was consensual. Bakker gave Jessica $249,000.00 dollars of his donor’s money to shut up. He went to prison for misuse of the congregation’s funds. Hahn ended up in Playboy Magazine – Bang! 

Bakker raised millions of dollars espousing Christian values on television while he was banging his secretary. Bakker did all of his banging behind his wife and fellow television personality Tammy Faye’s back. Tammy Faye appeared on television with her cheating husband. She wore a ton of garish make up. Together they built a literal empire by robbing their white trailer park trash congregation out of millions of dollars of misused donations. The white trash got banged too. It was all so MAGA decades before MAGA.

Tammy Faye cried when she found out about her husband’s hell banging proclivities. The fake tears had her black mascara running all down her face. “Oy vey,” she said. 

No. I’m lying. Bang! … She did not say, “Oy vey.” More like, “Jesus loves me.” No he doesn’t. Jesus died horribly on a cross thousands of years ago and stayed dead. Even if he weren’t crucified he’d be long dead by now anyway. Old age. Jesus got bigger worries.

Amy Fisher sought to withdraw her guilty plea and go to trial over the 1992 shooting of Mary Jo, claiming that her former Suffolk County lawyer Naiburg, lied to her. She argued that the two had a sexual relationship that clouded his judgment. The debauchery was detailed in an affidavit filed in Nassau County Court by her new lawyer, none other than Bruce “Narcolepsy” Barket – the most overrated lawyer in the Universe. Raccoon eyes Barket argued that Naiburg's sexual relationship with Amy was a conflict of interest that interfered with his ability to represent her effectively.

Naiburg said, “Schmuck … I am stunned by the allegations.”

Barket said, ''Rather than consider all possible strategies available to the defense Mr. Naiburg became obsessed with personally exploring Ms. Fisher's sexual proclivities in a manner designed to satiate his own perverse needs.'' 

Naiburg said, “Oy vey” to that. That’s for sure. BANG! Amy was a hot little zunh (whore). Not a shiksa. (Christian chick) Back then on Long Island Jews and Italians acted alike. Then Jews said, “No more of this drek” (Shit) and most straightened out. Jews that kept acting Italian became Trump fans. 

Amy ended up being big in porn too. She’s still hot. Even my father wanted her bad. 

I knew Naiburg. I had cases where he repped defendants when I worked at the Suffolk County D.A.’s Office. He sucked. This all happened in the early 90s and the old putz is still practicing law with that horrible toupee. 

If a lawyer has sex with a client that is major league disbarment. Do not “Pass Go.” You can steal a client’s money; do a horrible job; – but don’t bang them – as in literally sex act fuck them. 

Naiburg was politically connected – especially to Spota – so he never got in trouble for banging the hell out of Amy although it became well known. Bang! … Bang! … Bang! … went the gun and Naiburg’s schmeckle.

“Bang” is a popular word on Long Island. It means the “sex act:” “Penetration.” “Well listen here Sheriff … I’m gonna to bang you and I’m gonna bang you real slow.” That’s what Westerns would sound like if we used the word “bang” in place of the word “kill.”

The upshot is that it all took place right near where LISK lived, shopped, walked to the train station, killed girls, and etc. Massapequa. Just another white trash Long Island town.

Other famous Massapequans include Billy, Danny, Alec and Steve. The Baldwin brothers. Together they slaughtered the art of acting and – Bang! – a cinematographer to boot. Oy Vey.

Jerry Seinfeld grew up in Massapequa too. He never mentions it.

The LISK Media Feeding Frenzy and Related Depravity

Fast forward to now – with LISK in Massapequa – we have tons of press conferences by even more hack lawyers and family members; and tabloid specials; and newspaper and television coverage and television shows and more movies, etc. Saturation coverage. Now we have YouTube and Facefuck … Bang! … and what used to be Twitter. 

A cousin of one of the victims has started a “Go Fund Me I’m a Cousin of a Dismembered Victim Page” and it’s all making me just a little bit nauseous. Here's the dismembered victim’s cousin’s Go Fund Me Page in case you want to donate:

https://www.gofundme.com/f/support-for-jessica-taylors-family

The cousin of a dismembered victim of LISK only got 44 donations. Melania Trump … I am sorry Asa Ellerup … Mrs. LISK got 1453 donations. The cousin of the dismembered victim of LISK only got $4,955.00 dollars.  Mrs. LISK – Melania … No … No … Sorry … Asa Ellerup … Mrs. LISK got $56,011.00. The lesson to be learned is that Americans went gaga over a show about a family of women that had huge implants in their asses and a blowhard tranny as a relative.

And somewhere Ronald “Butch” DeFeo (Italiano) is rolling in his grave after all he did to make Amityville number one by shooting his entire family of six to death – mother, father, two sisters and two brothers (one in a wheel chair). That would be his father Ronald DeFeo Sr. (age 43) and his mother Louise DeFeo (age 43); and his four siblings: Dawn (age 18), Allison (age 13), Marc (age 12), and little Johnny (age 9). All in one short evening … thereby creating the Amityville Horror movie and its multiple sequels. An entire cottage industry of schlock. A fucking Suffolk franchise folks. Massive Hooah! for that one Butch DeFeo. 

But just a mile to the West the specter of Massapequa is once again stealing your well-earned limelight Butch. Poor Butch. I feel for him up in heaven – he may have found Jesus before he died, we don’t know. Poor Butch DeFeo is looking down on this disaster and he’s crying. Butch was the only honest person on Long Island. He honestly wanted to wipe out his entire family.

Today the idiocy reached epic proportions when CBS Radio’s Sophia Hall just had to do a story wherein a legal expert opined that the case against Rex “LISK” Heuermann is weak. Sophia whom I am tempted to just call “media whore” is CBS Radio’s Long Island Bureau Chief. Sophia is also a resident of Suffolk County and I would have bet that her given name is Italian. But I think it’s Hall because she married some guy with the last name Finkelstein … Oy Vey.  Anyway Hall interviewed a “legal expert” whose name I forget, but the name was definitely extremely Italian. We will call him the “Italian Expert.”   

The Italian Expert pontificated that finding Rex’s DNA on these girls means nothing. All it proves is that Rex probably had sex with them. Big deal he was just one of many because they were hookers goes the theory. This is the “bitch had it coming” defense. It is the same defense that John Bittrolff’s lawyer Billy “the Creep” Keahon unsuccessfully used. (See Chapter 1) 

It was used by another Suffolk County lawyer named Paul “The Bitch had it Coming” Gianelli (Italiano)(Greasy)(Bang!) in the Jessica Manners case back in the early 90s. When we last left Gianelli he was representing serial killer Robert “Crack Head” Shulman. (Chapter 1) In any event Jessica was a 14 year old girl that was strangled and beat to death by a low life greasy WOP named Christopher Loliscio (Italiano). Loliscio was a 21-year-old landscaper who was really going places cutting Suffolk County lawns. A man taking a stroll found Jessica’s partially clothed body in the early morning hours on a beach a mile from Main Street, in Stony Brook, Suffolk County on Long Island. I bounced at the Park Bench on Main Street in Stony Brook at the time. Everyone was upset. All the bouncers, bartenders and waitresses had younger sisters. The bouncers would have all loved some time alone with Loliscio and Gianelli. 

The prosecution proved through DNA and other evidence that Loliscio murdered 14 year old Jessica Manners. DNA forced Gianelli to admit that Loliscio had had sex with Manners. That’s called Statutory Rape you greaseball. It’s a felony. Gianelli said Loliscio “panicked when he heard that she had later been found dead.” 

Here's panic. After Jessica’s body was found Loliscio disguised himself and left the state. Further Loliscio had numerous deep scratches on his arms. The 14-year old girl fought as the 21-year old man strangled her and repeatedly struck her head and face until she died. Further Gianelli elicited a response on cross examination about Loliscio admitting to a jail house snitch that he killed the 14-year old girl. You Italian-ed that Gianelli.

Gianelli’s defense was basically this: “She wasn’t such a nice little girl. If she had sex with my client who then dropped her off at a 7-11 she had sex with a ton of other men – and one of them killed her.” In other words 14-year old Jessica was a whore and “the bitch had it coming.”

The Appellate Court stated: 

To accept the defendant's hypothesis  of innocence, one would have to assume that within several minutes after she parted company with the defendant, the victim met with some unknown third person or persons who, either requiring no motive to kill or acting upon some motive which arose within a matter of another few minutes, took the victim to some unknown location, killed her, moved her body from that location to Scott's Cove, and then escaped without leaving a trace — all within approximately one and a half hours … the unlikelihood of an undetected murderer having intervened in the brief period which elapsed between the defendant's last contact with the victim and the time of the victim's death … [did not overcome the jury’s verdict]

One of Loliscio’s neighbors Roberta Passantino (greasy Italian bitch)(Bang!) told the New York Times, "I'd be very surprised at my own judgment if he is convicted. He was brought up to respect women." Then what was he doing running around with a 14 year old girl you stupid Putana. (Bang!) That’s statutory rape and a motive to kill the poor girl.

The Times reported that “Mrs. Passantino and her husband, Vito [so stupid Italian], and their daughter live a few blocks from the Loliscios. The families have been in the same bowling league for 10 years, and the children have grown up and gone to school together. They regularly have sex with their parents.” 

I lied. Bang! The Times didn’t report “sex with their parents.” I made it up. But the Times reported this: "He was the type of boy who always called his parents to let them know if he was going to be home late [because he was committing rape and killing some girl]" said Mr. Passantino.

Another friend, JoAnn Piatti (greasy dumb Italian Daga), said the Loliscios were a close family. "It's not logical that he could turn into such a monster to do something like this." 

Loliscio was convicted and ultimately paroled. I hope he reads this and comes after me so I can kill him. 

In any event I interviewed with Gianelli when I was in law school. He wanted me to lug around his brief case for free. I said “No.” I next met up with him during my short stint as a prosecutor in Suffolk. I had a case with him. His client sexually attacked a teenage girl who was able to break away and run. Gianelli was outraged that his client got arrested. I just said, “Try the case then.” I wanted Gianelli because he had such an overblown reputation that a trial victory would have been great. It never happened because Gianelli kept putting it off – “You can’t just try cases against me to build your reputation Raymond,” he said. And then Spota let me go

Gianelli wasn’t smart enough to come up with “the bitch had it coming defense.” That came from Nassau County and the murder of 17 year old Kathleen Holland by her stupid greaseball Italian boyfriend 19 year old Joseph “Small Balls” Porto (Stupid Italiano) Porto confessed to the killing at first. Porto said he choked Kathleen with his hands in a fit of jealousy when she told him she wanted to date other men.

Porto’s lawyer – oily despicable Barry Slotnick (obviously not Italiano) – said greasy Porto lied in his written and videotaped confession to police: 

Joseph Porto was covering up the sexual asphyxia. He was ashamed of it, he was embarrassed. He couldn't tell anybody, he couldn't tell his parents, he couldn't even tell his lawyer until about a week before the trial began. 

Confused? This is how Kathleen Holland died in the back of Porto’s van on the side of a secluded roadway in Old Brookville Nassau County … according to smarmy Slotnick that is: 

Joseph Porto and Kathleen Holland were experimenting in sexual asphyxia, an act where a rope was looped around Holland's neck. The rope was to be gently tightened to produce lightheadedness and enhance her sexual pleasure. But in a moment of sexual fervor, Porto accidentally pulled the rope too tight. 

Oh that explains it … According to schmuck Slotnick:

There was heightened, frenzied activity, and in the heat of passion, this terrible accident occurred. One yank, two yanks, and Kathleen Holland was dead. This was a tragedy.

Slimy, oleaginous, misshapen – ugly – Barry Slotnick called this poor dead girl a kinky whore in front of her family, the packed court room and in front of the world through the media.

During Slotnick’s groveling summation Porto's father, Vincent (Stunad Supremo), sat in the front row of the courtroom and broke into tears. Porto's mother (Putana dried out bitch from hell) held a Bible in her lap and fingered rosary beads. What an obvious cheap act. 

You know where Barry “Self Sodomizing” Slotnick got the idea for this defense. From Robert “Catholic” Chambers’ lawyer – Jack Litman – who specialized in representing girl killers. Just a couple of years earlier – in 1986 – Chambers defense was that he strangled poor 18 year old Jennifer Levin in Central Park during “rough sex.” Jennifer was less than enthusiastic about “Irish Curse” Chambers small cock. That caused Chambers – who was a big man everywhere else – to beat poor little Jennifer mercilessly. Archbishop Theodore Edgar McCarrick of Newark, New Jersey, later Archbishop of Washington, wrote a letter of support for Chambers' bail application. McCarrick was close to the Chambers family. He served as Robert's godfather at his baptism. In 2019, he was “defrocked for sex offenses” involving little boys. In other words he Banged them.

The Catholic Church should all be put in concentration camps

Archbishop of New York Cardinal John O’Connor worried at the time that the church’s support of Chambers could create tension between Catholics and Jews. ''I am worried that the Catholic 'Establishment' will be seen as rallying around its 'own,' seeming to protect and defend its own, while a Jewish girl lies dead and her family is shattered with grief,” he wrote in the weekly publication Catholic New York. 

I am technically catholic by birth but sided with the dead “Jewish girl.” If I were Jennifer Levin’s father they would have walked in to Saint Patrick’s Cathedral one day. They would have found Chamber’s lawyer – Jack Litman – crucified in proper upright fashion given that he was a Jew just like Jesus. On one side of Litman Chambers would have been crucified upside down. On the other side of Litman Cardinal O’Connor would also have been crucified upside down. All three would have had their own penises stuck in their mouths and their throats cut ear to ear. 

Back to Porto and Kathleen Holland … oily Slotnick’s defense wasn’t even original and everyone knew it … but do you know what. That stupid Nassau County jury believed Slotnick’s degenerate lies over the videotaped confession. 

How could a county be so stupid. 

I’ll tell you how. Because the Nassau Jury were racists. Barry “Shylock” Slotnick was famous for successfully defending a man Bernhard “Hitler” Hugo Goetz. Goetz is the homely wimpy man that shot down four African American teenagers on a subway train for being black and looking menacing: “Here … here is another one for you,” he said as BANG! … he pumped yet another round into a wounded teenager. Nassau jurors just loved a man that gunned down four Black teenagers. They lived vicariously through Goetz. And they loved the man that defended Goetz even if Slotnick was Jewish – they could forgive and forget that for a man that defended someone who “gunned down niggers.” Nothing has changed here since.

Slotnick also represented murderous punk mobster John Gotti (Italiano). Slotnick was a member of the New York Governor's Judicial Selection Committee – Slotnick picked Judges. Slotnick was also Chairman of the New York State Bar Association’s Committee on Capital Crimes, and a former Special Deputy Attorney General. This country venerates low lives. Look at Trump.

Meanwhile Porto’s depraved family was allegedly “connected.” On Long Island every Italian who owns a titty joint is allegedly connected. In any event the whole family was just abject garbage. Porto drove around the neighborhood forcing young female witnesses off the road threatening to kill them if they testified. If he did that to my sister I would have killed him, his parents, siblings. and all his aunts, uncles, grandparents and cousins. Because you never know. Porto later moved to upstate New York where he regularly beat his wife. She’s probably afraid to dump him.

I hope Slotnick reads this and sues me so I can kill him. I hope Porto reads this and comes after me so I can kill him too.

Anyway Sophia Loren’s … I mean Sophia Hall’s Italian Expert maintained the case against Rex Heuermann (LISK) is weak because prostitutes usually have a lot of male DNA in and on them from multiple men. That would obviously be semen. The Italian Expert further opined Rex Heuermann’s DNA on these girls means nothing because all it proves is that Rex probably had sex with them. This thesis forgets the fact that they also found the DNA of Rex Heuermann’s (LISK’s) wife. That would be his wife’s hair which really could only probably have come from Rex’s (LISK’s) house. Rex’s DNA came from his hair. The hair was found on what is commonly known as skeletons. Hint …  

The Italian Expert never considered this one little detail: it would have been hard to find semen in or on skeletonized remains. Semen is an organic liquid last I checked.

Furthermore the Italian Expert fails to mention all of the cell phone and cell site evidence including Rex (LISK’s) calls to the family of one victim whom he taunted with such niceties as, “I am watching your sister rot.” All the calls to the dead girls and the family pinged cell sites near Rex’s midtown Manhattan office and his Massapequa dump of a home.

The Italian Expert never mentions the witness that saw Rex and his green Chevy Avalanche at the home of one of the victims the day before she went missing. Rex had to leave in a tizzy because of some sort of altercation with the victim Amber and her roommate. He contacted her the next evening and picked her up from her West Babylon home driving the same green Chevy.

The Meatball Expert finished with a flourish: So what if Rex had “burner phones.” He was trying to hide his infidelity. Except his burner phones were used to contact the victims. The burner phones hit the same cell sites as the victim’s phones all at the same time – meaning Rex’s phones and the victims phones were right next to each other when the poor girls went missing. And the victims’ cell phones were pinging cell sites near Rex Heuermann’s office and home after the victims went missing and were presumed dead.

The Italian Expert is stupid even for an Italian. And Sophia Hall gifted us with him just to grab ratings with a lurid headline: “Case Against LISK Weak.”

The Nut Job Affidavits

On October 19, 2023 as we were about to publish this piece the estate of Shannan Gilbert’s lawyer John Ray held what must have been his … I don’t know the number … but he held yet another press conference. If you don’t recall Shannan Gilbert is the girl with the 23 or whatever minute long 911 recorded call where she is screaming as she ran through the streets of Oak Beach – off Ocean Parkway right near Gilgo; where they found the remains of 8 women, a baby girl and a transexual. Shannan told the 911 operators that “some men were going to kill her” etc. and so on. Police say she stripped off her clothes … and inexplicably ran into the prickly sticker bush marsh … and just up and died of natural causes. Makes perfect sense. People just die for the heck of it all of the time. Especially young and strong 25 year olds. 

At the yet again press conference Ray discussed two new witnesses. I have their affidavits. I got them from the Facebook page about the case that I am member off. One witness is “a former swinger” that is currently 54 years old. Back in 1996 – at the age of 27 – she had a sex partner that was an NYPD police officer. The partnership was formed for the purposes of engaging in sex “with other partners or group of partners.” (The involvement of a police officer in this lends it credibility) The witness, despite the transactional nature of the relationship loved this “handsome” Cop. (The idiocy of loving a cop lends credibility to this too) They belonged to a swingers’ club in lower midtown Manhattan called Trapeze where her and her partner engaged in much sex with other couples – there were upwards of 300 people there at one time just banging away. They banged in a smaller room and in a big mega banging room. The place was loaded with cops and Long Islanders that were banging away. (Again this lends the account credibility) At Trapeze members posted messages and contact information on a wall. That is how this loving couple met one Rex “LISK” Heuermann and his lovely wife Melania … I mean Asa. Rex and Asa posted contact information advertising a house in Massapequa Park – the parallel of depravity – where members were invited for swinger sex.

Here is a Yelp review of Trapeze which has since sadly shuttered its doors:

The music can be a little Pitbull-heavy and old-ish, but everyone has a great time dancing. When you're finished dancing, go to the lockers, get undressed, grab a towel, and head to the back room. This is where the real action is. Everyone is naked, people are having sex everywhere, total craziness. But it is whatever you make of it. If you want to have an orgy, you can, want to swap, fine. Try out girl on girl, fine. 2 women and 1 guy, 2 guys and 1girl, lots of guys and 1girl, all good. If you want to stay with your partner and not play with anyone else, fine. If you just want to watch, fine. Everything is fine. Nobody is going to harass you. And then there's a nice breakfast buffet later on too. I definitely recommend coming and having a fun sexy night with your significant other. It will make you feel more comfortable with yourself and your own sexuality no matter what you choose to do there. Everyone is totally friendly but totally respectful.

Because at Yelp they want an educated consumer here’s a snippet of another review:

Lots of action and couples swapping etc. Too many random gross single males allowed in the couples area would be my main complaint. She and I found another attractive couple from up north and spent some time together in one of the private rooms. Girls had fun together and all was going well until my GF insisted upon giving me a golden shower which freaked the other couple out and they left. Otherwise all was great. 

I never had the urge to get peed on. In any event …

The witness and her handsome Cop partner decided to attend a Heuermann (LISK) swinger sex party at the Massapequa Park house. That’s when things got freaky. (Somewhere Former Chief of Police James Burke is reading this affidavit and lamenting that he was not invited) It was on or about Valentine’s Day of 1996 that the witness and Cop head out to Massapequa Park for some debauchery. On the way to Rex’s house the Cop picks up a woman in Manhattan who is described as “hungry and homeless.” The woman sits in the back seat. At a gas station the woman said that “she was scared” for some reason. The witness assured her that her partner was a cop so the woman “could not be any safer.” The witness suggested that the woman ask for a shower and some food at the LISK house. Cut to the chase – the woman is Fire Island Jane Doe. The witness recognized her from recent news coverage when it was announced that she was identified as one Karen Vergata. Karen Vergata disappeared on that very day – Valentine’s Day of 1996.

When they arrive at the Heuermann (LISK) home things get wild. They enter through the side door. The house is quite dark. The banging commences upstairs and down stairs. It is at this bang-fest that the witness finds out that her Cop partner is bisexual – which lends credibility to the account. The partner keeps “disappearing.” It turns out he’s banging or being banged, or both, by Rex “LISK” Heuermann. (The “Cop” is now known as the “Bi-Cop.”) The witness gets banged by Rex too. Everyone is banging. This is Long Island by God. We’re Conservatives here!

Then the witness meets Melania Trump Bang! … I mean she meets Asa where they chat between bangs. Asa confides that Rex brought her over from her country and everything she has came from Rex. Asa was happy Rex was rich – now he’s got lawyers paid for by the taxpayers. Asa also said she was afraid of Rex. Then the witness asked Asa if Asa wanted the witness to “perform sex upon her” – go down on her I guess (yuk); Asa said “no.” 

The witness made clear that she did not go downstairs. Rex’s kill room is there. Rex also banged the Bi-Cop down there. (yuk) Even though it was on or about Valentine’s Day the LISK family Christmas tree still graced the house. That’s the spirit Rex “LISK” Heuermann. During a lull in the banging Rex “went outside and started a fire in what appeared to be a large barrel.” Okay. It takes all kinds of people to live in this world. Neighbors told the media that Rex did a lot of burning over the years. Nothing about the banging.

The witness searched the house for the Bi-Cop. He came sauntering out of a back room. He “wished to leave.” Perhaps he banged and got banged to his heart’s content. They went to the car exiting the house through the back door. When they got to the car the Bi-Cop “complained that he lost his belt.” He went back into the LISK house to find it. At that point the witness states that she saw Karen Vergata. Karen’s face was “up against a window in the house. She looked scared. I had a sense she was calling for help.” Suddenly Karen ran outside while naked. She “ran about by the garage” – whatever that means. The Affidavit does not tell us where Karen went. It was 27 years ago. But the witness relates that she told the Bi-Cop about it. The Bi-Cop simply told her “not to worry about her, she was ok, they were only playing a game.” This “cop” who we are told made “detective” had all the work ethic of a Suffolk County Cop at about one-third the pay. The witness and the Bi-Cop left without Karen although the witness “felt uneasy that we left without the woman.” 

When Fire Island Jane Doe was identified as Karen Vergata and her picture posted in the media the witness recognized her. And when Rex got caught and arrested and his picture was put in the media from New York to Ukraine to the North Pole the witness identified him too. The witness stated she told “John Ray of these things because I needed to speak with him so that Karen would not be left behind again.” Too late.

It could be 100% accurate and true. It could all be a lie. And everything in between. Some parts could be accurate and some not accurate. Maybe it wasn’t Rex. Maybe it wasn’t Karen. It was twenty-seven years ago. Maybe it is dead on. If so Valentine’s Day in 1996 is the last time anyone close to Karen heard from her. On April 4, 1996, her well preserved legs were found on Fire Island by the two brothers in a black garbage bag. And the legend lives on. Does it not.

The second witness is tame by comparison if not even more bizarre. This witness recounts events of a more recent vintage – October, 2009. Maureen Brainard Barnes and Melissa Barthelmy – two of the Gilgo Four – are already dead by then. 

The witness is a former female cab driver that worked for a company that operated out of Sayville, Suffolk County. We’ll call her the “Cabbie.” Sayville is the town that went overwhelmingly for Trump in the 2020 election. The cab driver has not one, but two idiosyncratic – that means “weird” – meetings with Rex. The Cabbie is dispatched to a bar on “a little road off of Ocean Avenue in Ronkonkoma” not far from “Exit 59 of the Long Island Expressway.” This is noteworthy because its about ten minutes from my house for which I pay almost thirteen grand a year in property taxes.

The Cabbie arrives at the bar where she sees “an extraordinarily large man wearing an army-like fatigue jacket, crouching down on a very small street next to the bar where I pulled up.” When the man stands and approaches the cab the Cabbie notices just how huge he is. He’s wearing jeans and a white T-Shirt. “His words seemed arrogant.” Through the massive news coverage including video and photos of Rex Heuermann the Cabbie 14 years later identifies this man as Rex (LISK) himself.

Rex enters the rear of the cab. He sits in the middle of the rear seat right at the edge. He says, “We’re going for a long ride in the woods.” Rex further says pointing to a small house across the street from the bar, “that they had to pick up a girl in the house.” The Cabbie sees “a white girl in the window of the house.” The Cabbie thinks the window is open. I pay the heating bill on Long Island so that alone is distressing.

The Cabbie says she has to clear taking a long ride in the woods with a dispatcher. I would have just said forget it. Rex gets mad, “are you being a smart ass” he asks. They argue. Rex says that he wants to kill the Cabbie. He just needed a reason. (Rex usually does not need a reason to kill a girl) In fact Rex “insisted he wanted to kill me. I heard him click a gun. While this occurred, I could hear my dispatcher yelling words to the effect that ‘you got a gun on my driver, I see you, I got a call in.”’ (I assume that the cab was equipped with a surveillance camera) Rex claims he’s a cop in Brooklyn. So was the Fag-Cop in the first witness’ story. The Cabbie says, “just get out and I won’t press charges.”

At that point a man drives up. It is later determined that this man is the boyfriend of the poor girl in the window. The Cabbie turns off the car and says forget it. She inquires if Rex speaks to his mother that way. Rex morosely says, “my mother is dead.” Rex exits the vehicle. He asks the man and the man’s girlfriend for a ride. One of them says “no way, the cops are on the way.” That would indicate that they had plans with Rex – if this is Rex. Maybe a kinky threesome.

In any event Rex slinks off into the woods. Two gunshots are heard. The Suffolk Police arrive and do nothing. (That lends credibility to the story. They are famous for doing nothing)

The Cabbie next recollects an incident that happened several weeks earlier than the incident just described. She was sent to pick up a female passenger at the Sayville Motor Lodge on Sunrise Highway. That is the portion of Sayville that really overwhelmingly supported Trump even more than the rest of that crazy town. The Feds recently shut down that motel for massive trafficking – sex and drugs. They seized it and sold it at Fed auction. The Suffolk P.D. never got around to doing it. 

The Cabbie pulls into the parking lot of the motel. She looks for the right room. Finds it. Beeps the horn and flashes her brights at intervals for several minutes. Finally an exceptionally large man with “a bit of a belly” runs out of the motel room to a side street attempting to cover his face with his arms. No it’s not Donald Trump. That was Rex.

A petite young pretty girl comes out and gets into the cab. She is shaking and crying. She has a peculiarity with one of her eyes. There is a slight droop. She wears jeans and a shirt – not provocatively dressed. She recounts a harrowing tale with Rex. They met on Craigslist. Rex said he would take care of her mom, her sisters and her boyfriend. He placed a thick white envelope on the nightstand in the room. He states that “whatever happens that night the envelope is for her and her family.” But his face is filled with rage. The girl brings the envelope to the bathroom with her. She opens it. It is filled with “cut-up paper.” She confronts Rex who is enraged. He shakes her. She breaks away and locks herself in the bathroom.

The Cabbie recognized the young woman from all of the press coverage as Shannan Gilbert. The young woman killed at Oak Beach extremely near where the 10 other bodies were found.

The Cabbie swore that she called the Suffolk County Police Tip Line after Rex’s arrest. She spoke to a woman. She gave “the basic facts. I spoke twice with the tipline that day. I have never received a return call.”

Perhaps that is why Police Commissioner Rodney Harrison attended the yet another John Ray Press Conference which is notable.   

District Attorney Ray Tierney was upset by this Press Conference. Upset and perhaps upstaged in his bid to run for Governor one day or perhaps to be appointed U.S. Attorney to the Eastern District of New York when and if – God Forbid – Trump is elected president. Tierney issued an Official Statement complaining that neither the prosecutors on the case against Heuermann nor the Gilgo Beach Homicide Task Force were provided advanced notice of the information Ray revealed. Here is the rest of what spurned lover and upstaged actor Tierney had to say:

We will continue to investigate this case through the Grand Jury process and not through press conferences. No private attorneys are or have ever been members or agents of the Task Force.

Any citizen who believes that they have relevant evidence regarding the Gilgo Beach investigation should report it to the investigative agencies that comprise the Task Force. Those agencies are the Suffolk County District Attorney’s Office, the Suffolk County Police Department’s Homicide Bureau, Suffolk County Sheriff’s Office, New York State Police, and the Federal Bureau of Investigation. Any attorneys representing victims or their families, by definition have a conflict of interest and should not be a part of the investigation. Accordingly, private attorneys are not part of the Task Force and potential witnesses should not be reaching out to a private attorney with an interest in the outcome of the case.

Of course Tierney should have said nothing but he’s a puerile bitch.

Tierney worked as an Assistant United States Attorney at the Eastern District for several years. He had the political connections to get the job after he left Spota’s Office because he “heard the footsteps.” Spota took away the car that he gave Tierney – that’s the footsteps. When I was at that office only the chosen got cars. I wonder what Tierney did to get that car in the first place.

In any event, perhaps Tierney forgot that private lawyer John Ray brought a case to the Eastern District that ended up taking down Vincent Trimarco – one of the more corrupt of the corrupt lawyers that are politically connected in Suffolk. Trimarco stole a young girl’s inheritance. The inheritance came from the proceeds of her father’s wrongful death action. The poor girl’s father was beaten to death by a Suffolk County prison guard. He had been arrested for misdemeanor drug possession – marijuana. According to the Department of Justice Press Release:

“Trimarco’s theft of a seven-figure inheritance from a child so that he could purchase luxury vehicles and invest in real estate is a disgraceful breach of trust and betrayal of his time-honored duties as an attorney. His conduct is an affront to the courts, the bar and the community at large,” stated United States Attorney Peace. “Today’s sentence should serve as a warning that this Office will prosecute corrupt attorneys who abuse their positions and break the law for personal gain.” 

Ray represented the young girl in a civil action when he discovered the theft. He gave the information to Tierney’s old office – the Eastern District of New York. Trimarco is in Federal Prison serving his 57 month sentence.

Now John Ray is a conflict according to Ray Tierney, but not then.

When I knew Vinny he was just a roid head at the gym that made his bones with the Republican party by tearing down Democrats’ campaign signs. I lost track of the man. He seemed nice enough at the gym. Trimarco was represented by a lawyer that I worked with at the Brooklyn DA’s Office. He did not want to talk about the case. Reliable sources related to me that Trimarco tried to hire a hitman to kill John Ray. (The sources include one of the potential hitmen that was already in enough trouble and wanted nothing to do with it) During the lavish years before prison sources also informed me that Trimarco’s key attribute was hookers. Hookers all over. Hookers, Trimarco and Judges. A dead hooker in Trimarco’s condominium. 

Court TV turned to three of their experts to chime in on the Affidavits. Two female and one male. All lawyers. All three acted like stupid bitches. All three dissed the Affidavits because they did not come from the Suffolk County Police Department or District Attorney’s Office. This may take the cake for stupid. 

It was the Suffolk County Police and DA’s Office that kicked the FBI off the case in 2011 just as they developed the cell site boxes. The boxes are relatively small geographical locations from which Rex’s “kill call” activity emanated as determined by cell site triangulation. The area of Massapequa Park where Rex lived and the area where he worked in Midtown Manhattan. This is the same FBI that determined that Rex was a commuter. Just as they were about to close the net on fat Rex they were sent packing. 

The Suffolk Police and DA’s Office are the same idiots that lost the report containing Rex’s identification and, most importantly, the make and model of what he was driving. They had that in 2011 and just lost it for over a decade as Rex roamed free to kill. All they had to do was input the Chevy Avalanche info found in the report of a witness interview into a reliable DMV database. They would have found that Chevy in the Massapequa Park Box. There were only twelve of those type Chevy Avalanches in the whole state. You even had a perfect physical description of Rex in the lost report. As I told you earlier once they got the vehicle make and model it took literally 30 minutes to find Rex the serial killer.

But according to the Court TV experts the only place something reliable can come from is that black hole of intelligence called the Suffolk County Police Department and the idiot DA’s Office. That is like saying that the only reliable mode of transportation is the Hindenburg or Titanic. The sad part is I don’t think any of the experts were Italian which means stupidity may be universal.

And while I am at it tell me how come ever since Trump we have this plague of malcontents backing into parking spots. I get jammed up trying to figure out where these idiots are going. And you got a cabal of MAGA tough guys and gals beating up soft flight attendants. And you have veterans of real wars that no one cares about but if you’re an anti-vaxxer you’re called a “Patriot.” The anti-vaxxers will not use a vaccine made by Pfizer because they claim it’s deadly but they will use the Viagra put out by Pfizer to get their limp dicks hard. And if you’re intelligent you’re labelled a “communist.” And how does that fat orange comb over Trump get away with calling for the “execution” of his former Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff General Mark Milley – who is a combat veteran of every major campaign during this century; while Trump admitted on Howard Stern to being a draft dodger and is a notorious corpulent wimp. (In a post on “Truth Social” Trump stated Milley's authorized call to reassure Chinese authorities of the nation's stability right after the January 6^th Capitol attack was "an act so egregious that, in times gone by, the punishment would have been DEATH." 

I have no idea why so many people believe that by immersing themselves in this Trump MAGA counter culture they have somehow made themselves tough. I want to kill them. And a beard and tattoo would not save them.

Goodness … Let us take a breath … think pleasant thoughts … I just did … and talk about …

LISK’s Dream Team of Reprobate Lawyers … 

Oh Out of Time …

Well as my psychiatrists would say whilst I vividly recounted a recent road rage beating or other violent acts … “Ray … we’ve run out of time” …   

But when we return the fun and games are over. In the upcoming episode after discussing LISK’s despicable depraved dream team of sycophantic macabre morbid miscreant lawyers … well we’re going to see some stuff that will ruin your sleep. It will ruin your sleep until the day you die and sleep forever – it will ruin your dead sleep too. You’ll walk into LISK’s soul. You’ll know just what he did to those girls. I promise you – you depraved vampires. And you’ll see just how the Suffolk County Police and District Attorney’s Office fucked this case up.

Tam pacifica est occidere et mori … insanus sum et solus volo pacem invenire.